Feb 09 2008

Alan Keyes thinks he and Texas are kind of a big deal

Published by Felicia at 10:47 am under Alan Keyes, Bizzaro World, Campaigns, Crazy Talk, Republicans

Alan Keyes continues touring Texas before the March 4 primary and guess what?  He thinks he can win!  Ignore John McCain’s huge lead in the Republican race and the fact that Keyes is getting nearly zero media coverage.
  
When asked by The Beaumont Enterprise if he thinks he can pull off the biggest upset in U.S. government history, Keyes replied “of course”:
I am both the most experienced in every respect, and the best candidate. I proved that back in 2000, when I won every single Republican debate.  I think it is just a matter of getting the word out, from the grassroots to the media, to overcome the effort of the elite to destroy the freedom of choice of the American people.
In that same interview Keyes called McCain “barely halfway” (did he just say McCain is in recovery from drugs?) to the Republican bid since he has betrayed so many grassroots conservatives.  Keyes predicts McCain is bound to lose the general election if he is nominated.  Uh…
  
Keyes also said “the Republican party is being hijacked” by a bunch of liberals in conservatives clothing.  So what is he going to do to get his party back on track?  Win big in Texas of course.  The former U.S. Assistant Secretary of State believes Texas is the key to Keyes’ campaign.  He told Beaumont he has “no plans beyond winning the Texas primary and moving on to the convention, where I believe that the conservatives will come together in order to nominate the kind of alternative that America needs.”
  
Looks like Bizzaro World Obama is on a mission to save the Republican Party and it all starts–and ends–with Texas.  Anything I could say about this would sound trite.  So, ellipses.

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